State Farm® - Eat, Fry, Love: A Cautionary Remix 
(Image: William Shatner standing outside by a turkey fryer)

(Words on Screen: #ShatnerFryersClub)

(Speaker: William Shatner) Hi, I'm William Shatner and I love fried turkey. But turkey and oil are a dangerous combination. So watch this video. I want your comments on it. I want to know how you plan to keep yourself, your family, and me safe from turkey fryer fire. 
(Image: William sitting at the kitchen table, ready to eat dinner)

(SINGING) I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier, turkey. I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier turkey. 
(Image: William is sitting outside and looking at the turkey fryer and an image of a fried turkey floats out of the fryer)

It started as a hunger. I was young and arrogant, (I was young and arrogant.) Blinded by my hunger I ignored safety. 
(Image: William sitting at the kitchen table, ready to eat dinner)
I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier turkey. I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier turkey. 
(Image: Advertisement for a turkey fryer. William picking up a box with a turkey fryer in it at a store. William then opening the box the turkey fryer came in and pulling the turkey fryer out. A huge flame goes up.)
When I laid my hands on that fryer I didn't want to let go (let go). Back then everyone was doing it. (Everyone was doing it.) I once love this piece of metal. Keep yourself, your family, and me safe from turkey fryer fires. So dangerous, you can't even imagine. Fried turkey tastes great, great taste. I love fried turkey. But you got to be safe. 
(Image: William pulling each piece out of the turkey fryer and reading the instructions)
Pot, (pot) thermometer, (thermometer) dingle dangle, dingle dangle. Pot, (pot), thermometer, where's the dingle dangle? 
Hot oil with frozen turkey pushed together makes steam, pushing the hot oil and igniting on the open flame. 
I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier, turkey. I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier turkey. 
(Image: William drops the turkey in the turkey fryer and oil splatters everywhere. A huge flame ignites.)
Blinded by my hunger I ignored safety. (I ignored safety.) Spat in the face of science. Turn off the flame, turn off the flame. Oh, my goodness! What have I done? Oh, ow! Oh, look at this! That is so stupid! 
(Image: Fire flames coming from the turkey fryer)

Keep yourself, your family, and me safe from turkey fryer fire. So dangerous, you can't even imagine. 
I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier turkey. I want a deep fried turkey. I want a moister, tastier turkey. 
(Image: William putting the turkey in the frying oil.)

That fryer took so much from me, but it gave me a healthy fear. Fire, metal, oil, and turkey are glorious when in harmony, but their power is unrelenting in careless hands. 
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